Andy: I am worried about something
Me: What are you worried about?
Andy: Your womb
Me: What about my womb?
Andy: It is too dark and there is too much water
Me: My womb is the perfect place for our baby. Our baby is happy and feels cuddled and comfortable in the darkness and in the water. Our baby is playing in the womb. Do you feel better about my womb?
Andy: Yes. Is there a leaf blower in your womb?
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