*On seeing the statue of George Washington on WashU campus
"Why isn't he wearing any pants?"
*Matt: Andy what are you doing?
Andy: Working on a hypothesis.
*Andy was eating up a storm so I kept giving him more pancakes and more strawberries.
Andy to me: You are a giving machine
*Me: Andy are you done? Are you finished?
Andy: I'm donished
*Andy: I want to be astronaut volcanologist. I will study Olympus Mons on Mars